Guarino's Many Disappointments

The Evil Dr. Guarino, proven racist and bigot, has had a tough time, lately.

On Monday, he accused black police officers of contributing to the sale of drugs causing the rash of break-ins in East Greensboro and completely ignored the lack of employment opportunities there.

Then, he’s in a snit because pregnant women aren’t sufficiently bullied before legally aborting a child. He’d rather have all children born, and treat them like shit until they die of premature old age.

On Tuesday, he’s upset that the Simkins PAC and the NAACP are taking unfair advantage of the Voting Rights Act in the Guilford County redistricting process.

Yesterday, he complained there wasn’t sufficient crime at the recent Superjam to justify the expense for law enforcement.

And today, he referred to Mayor Pro Tem Nancy Vaughan as a fraud for reconsidering her decision not to run for re-election.

I suspect he’s writing his next post right now about the announcement of Tony Collins‘ run against Mary Rakestraw. At some point, he’ll refer to Collins as Robbie Perkins Lite.

The only people he’s failed to offend this week are the gays, but it’s only Thursday. At this point, The Evil Dr. Guarino and his retinue of social retards have managed to distance themselves from not only the liberals and the moderates, but even center right conservatives. They’ve painted themselves into an ideological corner, but insist their predicament is our fault. The cognitive dissonance is approaching previously unseen levels of hilarity.