Big Jer’s Victory Bash
I drove over to Copa Rocka Cantina after work today to get my schedule for next week. The Puerto Rican girls are on tonight and said Tuesday night was a party for the ages. Josephine G. usually features on Friday nights, but due to the election, performed her wildly successful fan dance for the local GOP pols showing up for the primary results.
Apparently Big Jer was in quite a mood to celebrate as the results came in. Enamored as he is of Josephine G., it was all the bouncers could do to keep him away from the transvestite adult entertainer while she performed. What they got up to later is between them.
As Greensboro’s only transvestite Hooter’s waitress and part time adult entertainer, I was on last night, but I can’t draw nearly the crowd of Josephine G., so I made do with a few Latino sheetrockers and my biggest fan, Guilford County Commissioner and failed District 6 US Congressional candidate, Billy Yow. Usually, he’s throwing money at me for a private show in the champagne room, but last night he just cried in his beer with the knowledge that due to redistricting, his term as a county commissioner would soon be up. I tried to cheer him up, but the poor thing was inconsolable. He finally left after spending the evening complaining if only C4GC had endorsed him.
So, with Josephine G.’s greatest fan in political ascendance and mine on the way out, I don’t know how much longer I can keep my part time pole dancing gig. There’s not a lot of demand for a fifty some year old transvestite midget adult entertainer. The Latinos have been sweet about it, but the Puerto Rican girls are looking for a couple more nights and I dare not cross them lest they cut my ass.
The Riddlebergers are back from the Caribbean and the Diddler Candy vignettes we filmed at the lair are looking really good in post-production. I convinced the Puerto Rican girls to play topless world leaders in bright pastel thongs and that turned out great. Unfortunately, Josephine G. wanted nothing to do with it, but she would’ve made a great addition. Of course, despite her popularity, no one’s actually seen the goods behind the fans, so I’m not certain.
Years ago, I might have made an appearance myself, but that time has passed. I’ll be content behind the camera with the knowledge that once upon a time things might have been very different.
Burckley and Arnold were said to have shown up late Tuesday night, drunk as lords and laughing hysterically, not over Trudy Wade‘s stunning victory, but how they’d managed to blindside a certain former GCGOP official for county commissioner. I don’t know if these two are in the bag for C4GC yet, but they were mighty cozy with the victor. It was strange seeing the two of them together, as one is a sexual omnivore and political genius, while the other appears to be a completely repressed asexual. However, I’ve heard the latter gets it up for the black chicks on Monday. Word is he has a taste for the whip. Maybe they aren’t such an odd couple after all.