N&R Website Down
I’d love to point to today’s article in the N&R by Wet Fart Gauger on George Hartzman or Jodi Riddleberger on the Guilford County commissioners, but a kid accidentally unplugged the server in the spare bedroom of the house in K’ville where the website is hosted. When one of the parents notices, perhaps they’ll plug it back in and I can get on with my business.
13:00 It’s back. I’m raking leaves on the Sabbath.
16:00: Looks like it’s been down again for awhile.
While we wait, I know you’re surprised that I’m raking leaves in January, but since HPU purchased Diddler Online University, I’ve been flush with cash and busy as a beaver uploading videos from The Tunnel of Love and Lemmiwinks. In my spare time, I’m having power lunches with Nido Qubein about scratching up some dough for the Downtown GPAC. Of course, it would, like the procedure at Lemmiwinks where his colon is swelled to bursting with helium, causing him to levitate and fly about the room emitting a strange high fart, have to be eponymous.
Sadly Qubein, so soon after putting the touch on supporters for Diddler Online, is having difficulty getting interest for a PAC not actually on the campus.